var workingNum = 122;
var rndJunk = new Array();
var x = 0;
var Exe = "Exétafus";
do { rndJunk[x] = "Exétafus mumbles something incoherently…";
x++;
} while (x <= workingNum);
rndJunk[0] = Exe + " mumbles incoherently and averts his eyes…";
rndJunk[1] = Exe + " blinks several times, but says nothing.";
rndJunk[2] = Exe + " says something harsh, but it sounds like gibberish.";
rndJunk[3] = Exe + " looks at you blankly, shrugs and looks away.";
rndJunk[4] = Exe + " launches into a monologue about microbs…";
rndJunk[5] = Exe + " scratches violently at his bare feet.";
rndJunk[6] = Exe + " attempts to sell you home beauty supplies.";
rndJunk[7] = Exe + " comes up with a new idea but dismisses it and says nothing.";
rndJunk[8] = "Exétafus begins a chemical experiment which emits foul and obnoxious odors. ";
rndJunk[9] = Exe + " subscribes to an obscure medical journal about virology.";
rndJunk[10] = Exe + " looks directly at you and starts chanting.";
rndJunk[11] = Exe + " flexes his wings and sighs. He says: “Hi”";
rndJunk[12] = Exe + " grabs your arm and attempts to bite you.";
rndJunk[13] = Exe + " emits a semi-random “Ow!”";
rndJunk[14] = Exe + " accidently flushes all the powdered sugar.";
rndJunk[15] = "Exétafus takes the next 45 minutes to complete a garlic & basil egg sauce. ";
rndJunk[16] = Exe + " goes off to climb a rock.";
rndJunk[17] = Exe + " asks if you have any quarters.";
rndJunk[18] = "Exétafus flaps his wings with great force, creating a small gale. ";
rndJunk[19] = Exe + " writes “I love you” on the back of his girlfriend's hand.";
rndJunk[20] = Exe + " freaks out and almost gets arrested (or shot)…";
rndJunk[21] = "Exétafus looks at you sadly. He says, “That was not a happy story”… ";
rndJunk[22] = Exe + " whines because he's missing his cat.";
rndJunk[23] = Exe + " catches your eye and winks flirtatiously.";
rndJunk[24] = Exe + " speaks to his "Asian" fianceé endlessly on the telephone.";
rndJunk[25] = Exe + " complains about his broken leg.";
rndJunk[26] = Exe + " pulls up his shirt and begins to show off his scars…";
rndJunk[27] = "Exétafus chews a small pink tablet, rubs his tummy and makes a pained expression. ";
rndJunk[28] = Exe + " tries to convince you to play dominoes with him.";
rndJunk[29] = Exe + " searches L.A., looking for film for his Minolta 16 'spy-camera'…";
rndJunk[30] = Exe + " looks in the back of photography magazines for Minolta 16 film.";
rndJunk[31] = Exe + " telephones several photo shops looking for 'spy-camera' film.";
rndJunk[32] = Exe + " shakes his head sadly: He can't find Minolta 16 film.";
rndJunk[33] = "Exétafus uses Pablo and a stack of graph paper. He draws seemingly random dots. ";
rndJunk[34] = Exe + " grabs you and dances around the room!";
rndJunk[35] = Exe + " bounces on his toes incessantly.";
rndJunk[36] = Exe + " can't get that college girl out of his mind.";
rndJunk[37] = Exe + " writes to someone in Orange County.";
rndJunk[38] = Exe + " purchases a stack of post-cards.";
rndJunk[39] = Exe + " buys a bunch of stamps.";
rndJunk[40] = Exe + " mails a stuffed animal to England (ebay).";
rndJunk[41] = Exe + " eats “refugee food” (flavored rice and tomatoes).";
rndJunk[42] = Exe + " creates a gourmet pasta dish and some fancy salad dressing.";
rndJunk[43] = Exe + " asks if you have any sandwiches.";
rndJunk[44] = Exe + " wonders if you'd like some Oolong tea.";
rndJunk[45] = Exe + " sneezes and says: “Ow!!!”…";
rndJunk[46] = "When you aren't looking, Exétafus cheats at cards.";
rndJunk[47] = "If something's missing, Exétafus probably took it!";
rndJunk[48] = Exe + " works on some tedious programming task.";
rndJunk[49] = Exe + " rereads another book by Gene Wolfe.";
rndJunk[50] = Exe + " goes to Hollywood and collects more dice.";
rndJunk[51] = Exe + " searches for an obsolete modem.";
rndJunk[52] = Exe + " searches for an obsolete Colorado tape-backup drive.";
rndJunk[53] = Exe + " buys some peach-flavored candy.";
rndJunk[54] = Exe + " buys some peach-flavored yogurt.";
rndJunk[55] = Exe + " buys some peach-scented shampoo & conditioner.";
rndJunk[56] = Exe + " purchases sticky Polaroid i-Zone film.";
rndJunk[57] = Exe + " complains about human suffering and cruelty.";
rndJunk[58] = Exe + " programs a database on his website.";
rndJunk[59] = Exe + " engages you in a mostly one-sided dialog about demons.";
rndJunk[60] = Exe + " struggles with longing for his …wife.";
rndJunk[61] = Exe + " plays They Might Be Giants (FLOOD ).";
rndJunk[62] = Exe + " plays Sleeper (SMART ).";
rndJunk[63] = Exe + " sings along with “Jane Says,” by Jane's Addiction.";
rndJunk[64] = "Exétafus & his father spend several hours online looking for spy-cameraŽ film. ";
rndJunk[65] = "Liz Phair Its true that I stole your lighter.";
rndJunk[66] = "Liz Phair You've never been a waste of my time.";
rndJunk[67] = "Liz Phair You must be stronger than me.";
rndJunk[68] = "Breeders I'll be your whatever you want.";
rndJunk[69] = "Breeders Nothing excites you (baby, that's a fact)";
rndJunk[70] = "Breeders Do you love me now?";
rndJunk[71] = "Breeders Do you think of me —
Like I dream of you? ";
rndJunk[72] = "Breeders You've loved me before —
Do you love me now? ";
rndJunk[73] = "Breeders If you're so special —
Why aren't you dead? ";
rndJunk[74] = "Tom Petty She loves horses — and her boyfriend, too.";
rndJunk[75] = "Blind Melon All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. ";
rndJunk[76] = "Blind Melon I like watching the puddles gather rain. ";
rndJunk[77] = "TMBG I forgot the point that I was making.";
rndJunk[78] = "TMBG Everybody wants a rock to wind their piece of string around. ";
rndJunk[79] = "TMBG Someone keeps moving my chair.";
rndJunk[80] = "TMBG There's a phone call for Mr. Horrible.";
rndJunk[81] = "TMBG Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain. ";
rndJunk[82] = "TMBG …We wrote a reminder of things we'll forget to do today otherwise, using a green magic marker, if its all right, on the back of your head. ";
rndJunk[83] = "Belle & Sebastian Is it wicked not to care?";
rndJunk[84] = "Belle & Sebastian And the one he sent away
was the only one who stayed.";
rndJunk[85] = "Belle & Sebastian I know the truth awaits me — but still I hesitate because of fear.";
rndJunk[86] = "Belle & Sebastian Maybe if I shut my eyes — your trouble will be split between us.";
rndJunk[87] = "Belle & Sebastian I caught a glimpse of someone's face
It was mine and I'd been crying.";
rndJunk[88] = "Belle & Sebastian I dreamt I had to go to Mars…";
rndJunk[89] = "Belle & Sebastian I'm lucky I can open the door and walk down the street…
Unlucky, I've got nowhere to go and so I follow my feet.";
rndJunk[90] = "Belle & Sebastian You are dreaming, you are sleepy
You are stuck to the sheets.";
rndJunk[91] = "Belle & Sebastian Nobody gives you a chance or a dollar in this old town…";
rndJunk[92] = "Belle & Sebastian She accepts my confession
'Cause anything's better than posh isolation.";
rndJunk[93] = "Belle & Sebastian Do you ever feel you've gone too far?";
rndJunk[94] = "Belle & Sebastian Everyone suffers in silence a burden.";
rndJunk[95] = "Belle & Sebastian We know you are soft 'cause we've all seen you dancing.
We know you are hard 'cause we all saw you drinking from noon
Until noon again.";
rndJunk[96] = "Belle & Sebastian Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway.";
rndJunk[97] = "Belle & Sebastian But if you are feeling sinister —
Go off and see a minister —
He'll try in vain to take away the pain
of being a hopeless unbeliver.";
rndJunk[98] = "Milla I take a step back and you've fallen again.";
rndJunk[99] = "Milla For life's a game— receive me as a dancing monkey— And throw me a dime.";
rndJunk[100] = "Milla See them washing— hearts with teardrops.";
rndJunk[101] = "Milla No, I haven't seen the flowers yet—
from the broken seeds I'd planted.";
rndJunk[102] = "Milla Can you feel it— can you feel this moment?";
rndJunk[103] = "Milla I don't need to argue anymore.";
rndJunk[104] = "Milla You're left exposed
Wearing yesterday's clothes.";
rndJunk[105] = "Milla Now you've undone the stitches we've sewn.";
rndJunk[106] = "Marcy Playground I had so much time to sit and think about myself.";
rndJunk[107] = "Marcy Playground Saint Joe said he's never been
dressed up like a woman.";
rndJunk[108] = "Marcy Playground A cloaking robe of elven kind hangs in my wardrobe behind—
All those things that Mother said were proper for a boy…";
rndJunk[109] = "Marcy Playground The mad hatter
He waits
for Alice
To come to tea again.";
rndJunk[110] = "Marcy Playground Molly has gone to Spain—
Has gone with Venus to watch the rain.";
rndJunk[111] = "Marcy Playground As I said you can be any way that you wanna be — How I'll be, that's up to me.";
rndJunk[112] = "Marcy Playground Run Spot run — Run away from it all.";
rndJunk[113] = "Marcy Playground Rain — Like tin angels falling down…";
rndJunk[114] = "Marcy Playground Come, take in 8th Street after dark…";
rndJunk[115] = "Lightning Seeds I'm flying high on something beautiful and aimless,
It's got a name but I prefer to call it nameless.";
rndJunk[116] = "Lemonheads It's a shame about Ray";
rndJunk[117] = "Kate Bush I said, "I'd love to dance like you"";
rndJunk[118] = "Kate Bush You come out of the night, wearing a mask in white color.";
rndJunk[119] = "Kate Bush This chapter says "Put it out of your mind"";
rndJunk[120] = "Amy Thomson It will be easy to tell the truth here,
the facts are plain.";
rndJunk[121] = "Amy Thomson Don't give up hope until it's ripped out of your hands.";
rndJunk[122] = "Belly Sweet ride…";