var workingNum = 405;
        var rndJunk = new Array();
        var quote = new Array();
        var sourceX = new Array();
        var x = 0;
do  { sourceX[x] = "RWE…";
      rndJunk[x] = "What's that horrible smell?";
        quote[x] = "R. Wesley Edwards";
              x++;
} while (x <= workingNum);

rndJunk[0] = "&#147;What's that horrible smell?&#148;";
rndJunk[1] = "<I>Psst&#133;</i> look over <I>here&#133;</i>";
rndJunk[2] = "You are getting sleepier &#133; <I>sleepier</i>&#133;";
rndJunk[3] = "<FONT face=\"Continuum\" color=\"steelblue\">If its white and sticky, don't touch it.</font>";
  quote[3] = "GreenSpottyCamel";
sourceX[3] = "Yahoo!Chat";
rndJunk[4] = "Prepare for the death of your soul.";
rndJunk[5] = "Hey! Watch where you point that thing!";
sourceX[5] = "<I>...me...</i>"
rndJunk[6] = "&#147;Whoever heard of <I><FONT color=\"GREEN\">green</font> sheep!?</i>&#148;";
  quote[6] = "LucasArts";
sourceX[6] = "Loom";
rndJunk[7] = "&#147;I'm a biter, I bite people.&#148;"; 
  quote[8] = "(Blizzard Software)";
rndJunk[8] = "&#147;Why do you keep touching me?!&#148;"; 
sourceX[8] = "Warcraft - Orcs";
  quote[9] = "Tracy&#133;";
rndJunk[9] = "&#147;&#133;you're only human.&#148;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#147;Oops.&#148;";
sourceX[9] = "AOL Instant Messanger";
rndJunk[10] = "Somebody's got to be the bastard.";
rndJunk[11] = "Does anybody else smell <FONT color=\"whitesmoke\">smoke</font>?";
rndJunk[12] = "&#147;eh&#133; sleep &#133; leave me alone&#133;&#148;";
rndJunk[13] = "&#133;and twice on Sunday!";
  quote[14] = "Austin Powers (movie)";
rndJunk[14] = "&#147;Bob's your uncle!&#148;";
rndJunk[15] = "<I>Ouch!</i>  Try it a little softer next time.";
rndJunk[16] = "How'd ya like it if I poked <BOLD>YOU</bold>?";
rndJunk[17] = "Its hot&#133; I'm gonna die!";
rndJunk[18] = "Its cold!  we're gonna <I>freeze!</i>";
rndJunk[19] = "&#147;I'd be a Birkenstocker Stalker.&#148;";
  quote[19] = "Her Highness: Madame O";
sourceX[19] = "Email conversation.";
rndJunk[20] = "I wonder if this browser is <a name=\"Java\" target=\"displaywindow\" href=\"http://java.sun.com\">Java</a> enabled&#133;";
rndJunk[21] = "Mmmnm&#133; what smells so good?";
rndJunk[22] = "Did you see <I>that</i> ?";
  quote[23] = "LucasArts";
sourceX[23] = "Loom";
rndJunk[23] = "<FONT color=\"GREEN\">Grass green&#133;</font> I <I>hate</i> that color.";
rndJunk[24] = "You take your malcontents where you can find them.";
  quote[24] = "-Josh Ali Quare";
sourceX[24] = "Kaleidoscope Century by John Barnes, pg.173";
rndJunk[25] = "<FONT color=\"MAROON\">&#147;Searching for the perfect baud&#133;&#148;</font>";
  quote[26] = "(movie)";
sourceX[26] = "The Princess Bride";
rndJunk[26] = "What in the <STRONG>world</strong> could <I>that</i> be?";
rndJunk[27] = "Don't even <U>think</u> about it!";
rndJunk[28] = "Ohkay, let go of the mouse&#133; <I>nice and slow&#133;</i>";
rndJunk[29] = "I can't seem to remember what day it is&#133;";
  quote[30] = "So I Married An Axe Murderer (Soundtrack)";
sourceX[30] = "The Darling Buds";
rndJunk[30] = "Long day in the universe&#133; <I>and I miss you-.</i>";
rndJunk[31] = "Now its time for those eye & finger <a href=\"http://health.com/\" name=\"health\" target=\"displaywindow\">exercises</a>!";
rndJunk[32] = "I think he was playing with his sausage.";
  quote[33] = "The Little Green Man";
sourceX[33] = "folk song";
rndJunk[33] = "&#147;I love you I love you!&#148;";
rndJunk[34] = "It could happen to you!";
  quote[35] = "The chicken, or the egg?";
sourceX[35] = "Age-old question";
rndJunk[35] = "<I>Which</i> came first&#133;?";
  quote[36] = "Aimeric de Sanha Marsao, p.134, John Barnes: 'A Million Open Doors'";
rndJunk[36] = "<small>Horseshit.&nbsp; People who put principles before people are people who hate people.</small>";
sourceX[36] = "<small>&#133;they may even like it better if it inflicts enough pain.</small>";
  quote[35] = "RWE&#133;";
rndJunk[35] = "I've found a new host organism for mi offspring&#133;";
sourceX[35] = "<small>&#133; or as you might say, 'girlfriend.'</small>";
rndJunk[38] = "Push &quot;<B><a href=\"http://r.wesley.edwards.net/\" name=\"refresh\" target=\"_top\">refresh</a></b>&quot; after <blink>Midnight</blink>.";
sourceX[38] = "Helpful hints";
rndJunk[39] = "That's disgusting!  <I>Can I see it again?</i>";
  quote[40] = "DangerMouse";
sourceX[40] = "DangerMouse";
rndJunk[40] = "Yes, eh &#133; that's true, but &#133; <i>who might you be?</i>";
  quote[41] = "Lightning Seeds";
sourceX[41] = "Sense (Song)";
rndJunk[41] = "&#147;It has a name, but I prefer to call it nameless.&#148;";
rndJunk[42] = "I have a crush on you&#133;";
rndJunk[43] = "Its hot, <i>I'm melting!</i>";
rndJunk[44] = "How does your <a name=\"garden\" href=\"http://www.garden.com\" target=\"displaywindow\">garden</a> grow?";
rndJunk[45] = "Are you enjoying this as much as I am?";
  quote[46] = "Dustin Hoffman";
sourceX[46] = "Rainman (movie)";
rndJunk[46] = "&#147;I'm an excellent driver.&#148;";
  quote[47] = "So I Married An Axe Murderer (movie)";
sourceX[47] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[47] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"BLACK\">I like the night life.  I like to boogie.</font>";
rndJunk[48] = "<FONT face=\"Fifth Ave\"><FLASH>*<BLINK>blinks several times</blink>*</flash></font>";
rndJunk[49] = "Ummm&#133; Is this thing on? *tap* *Tap* *<B>TAP</b>*";
sourceX[50] = "NBC's Seinfeld";
rndJunk[50] = "<STRONG>&#147;Muffin tops, get your muffin tops&#133;&#148;</strong>";
  quote[51] = "Scream";
sourceX[51] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[51] = "What's your favorite scary <a name=\"movies\" href=\"http://imdb.com\" target=\"displaywindow\">m<FONT size=\"2\">ovie</font></a>?";
  quote[52] = "TV/radio commercial";
sourceX[52] = "Yahoo!";
rndJunk[52] = "Do you&#133; ah&#133; <a name=\"yahoo\" href=\"http://yahoo.com\" target=\"displaywindow\">Y<FONT size=\"2\">AHOO</font></a>?";
  quote[53] = "Marty Crane";
sourceX[53] = "NBC's Frasier";
rndJunk[53] = "&#147;It's always in the crack!&#148;";
  quote[54] = "Arthur C. Clarke";
sourceX[54] = "Imperial Earth";
rndJunk[54] = "&#147;Masterful administration of the unforseen.&#148;";
  quote[55] = "Shakespeare In Love";
sourceX[55] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[55] = "&#147;He is no one.  He is the writer.&#148;";
rndJunk[56] = "<FONT size=\"2\">I'm <B>not</b> <I>dehydrated</i> and I don't want any of your &quot;<I>water</i>&quot;!</font>";
  quote[57] = "Shakespeare In Love";
sourceX[57] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[57] = "&#147;I do not know.  It is a mystery.&#148;";
rndJunk[58] = "Chicks dig <a href=\"http://www.me.com\" name=\"digme\">me</a>.";
  quote[59] = "Harry Kim";
sourceX[59] = "UPN's Voyager";
rndJunk[59] = "<FONT size=\"2\">&#147;<STRONG>Maybe love <I>is</i> a disease!</strong>&#148;</font>";
rndJunk[60] = "&#147;Where are we going in this <i>handbasket?</i>&#148;";
rndJunk[61] = "&#147;That's no way to treat a lady!&#148;";
  quote[62] = "James Cameron's Titanic";
sourceX[62] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[62] = "&#147;You unimaginable bastard!&#148;";
  quote[63] = "Toy Story";
sourceX[63] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[63] = "&#147;You are a sad, strange little man.&#148;";
rndJunk[64] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"BLACK\">Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.</font>";
  quote[65] = "Wizard of Oz";
sourceX[63] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[65] = "&#147;&#133;and your little dog, too!&#148;";
  quote[66] = "Austin Powers";
sourceX[66] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[66] = "<FONT size=\"1\" color=\"MAROON\">&#133;<FONT size=\"2\">A</font>ND WHEN <FONT size=\"2\">M</font>R. <FONT size=\"2\">B</font>IGGLESWORTH GETS UPSET&#133; <FONT size=\"2\">P</font>EOPLE DIE!</font>";
  quote[67] = "Billy Madison";
sourceX[67] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[67] = "&#147;He called the shit poop!&#148;";
rndJunk[68] = "I didn't like the way he looked at me.";
  quote[69] = "TV/radio Commercial";
sourceX[69] = "Pepsi";
rndJunk[69] = "<a name=\"pepsi\" href=\"http://www.pepsi.com\" target=\"displaywindow\">The joy of cola</a>&#133;";
  quote[70] = "Bad Medicine";
sourceX[70] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[70] = "&#147;Smokey y el bandito I, II y III&#148;";
rndJunk[71] = "<I>Swingline <FONT size=\"2\">INC</font>.</i>";
sourceX[71] = "random item";
  quote[71] = "Stuff on Jeff's desk";
rndJunk[72] = "Do you <a name=\"realaudio\" href=\"http://realaudio.com\" target=\"displaywindow\">hear</a> me?";
rndJunk[73] = "<FONT size=\"2\">I could crush you just by thinking about it!</font>";
  quote[74] = "TV/radio Commercial";
sourceX[74] = "L'Oreal";
rndJunk[74] = "&#147;It curls as it lengthens!&#148;";
  quote[75] = "TV/radio Commercial";
sourceX[75] = "L'Oreal";
rndJunk[75] = "&#147;Straight is boring!&#148;";
  quote[76] = "LFG - Liquid Feel Good";
sourceX[76] = sourceX[76] + " poetry";
rndJunk[76] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"BLACK\">&#147;<STRONG>Where have you been, where have you been until now?</strong>&#148;</font>";
  quote[77] = "She's All That";
sourceX[77] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[77] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"GREEN\">My soul is an island; my car is a Ford.</font>";
rndJunk[78] = "&#147;The time for diplomacy is over.&#148;";
rndJunk[79] = "See <I>American Pie</i>";
rndJunk[80] = "The best film I've ever seen is <a name=\"imdb\" target=\"displaywindow\" href=\"http://imdb.com\">&#147;<I>The Red Violin</i>&#148;</a>";
rndJunk[81] = "<FONT color=\"BLUE\">&#147;See <I>The </font>Red<FONT color=\"BLUE\"> Violin</i>&#148;</font>";
rndJunk[82] = "<FONT color=\"RED\">RED</font> <FONT color=\"ORANGE\">ORANGE</font> <FONT color=\"YELLOW\">YELLOW</font> <FONT color=\"GREEN\">GREEN</font> <FONT color=\"BLUE\">BLUE</font> <FONT color=\"PURPLE\">VIOLET</font>";
  quote[83] = "Dixie Chicks";
sourceX[83] = "<small>Wide Open Spaces CD</small>"
rndJunk[83] = "<FONT color=\"BLUE\">&#147;<I>I'll take care of you&#133;</i>&#148;</font>";
rndJunk[84] = "<FONT color=\"PURPLE\" size=\"2\"><STRONG>&#147;I know I left that book around here somewhere&#133;&#148;</strong></font>";
  quote[85] = "Robbie M.";
sourceX[85] = "7566";
rndJunk[85] = "<FONT color=\"PURPLE\"><B>&quot;Let go of me, you <I>freak</i>!!!&quot;</b></font>";
sourceX[86] = "*";
rndJunk[86] = "<FLASH><FONT color=\"GREEN\">Netscape</font></flash>? <B><STRONG>Better on <a frame=\"displaywindow\" href=\"http://microsoft.com/ie\" name=\"ie\"><FONT color=\"PURPLE\">Internet Explorer</font></a>!</strong></b>";
  quote[87] = "Doom Generation";
sourceX[87] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[87] = "&#147;Dogs eating people is cool.&#148;";
  quote[88] = "Paul Simon";
sourceX[88] = "<i>song</i>";
rndJunk[88] = "<FONT color=\"GREEN\"><I>The sound of silence.</i></font>";
  quote[89] = "Arthur C. Clarke";
sourceX[89] = "Imperial Earth";
rndJunk[89] = "&#147;But in matters of the heart, logic was always defeated.&#148;";
rndJunk[90] = "<I>&#147;Where's Santa Monica Blvd.?&#148;</i>";
  quote[91] = "Rob's Personal Rulebook";
sourceX[91] = "Rule #20";
rndJunk[91] = "<a name=\"jsAlert\" title=\"JavaScript:alert('Rule #20:\n  Convenience will always find a way to bite you on the ass');\">&quot;<FONT color=\"BLUE\">Convenience will repay you.</font>&quot;</a></font>";
rndJunk[92] = "<FLASH><FONT size=\"4\" color=\"GREEN\">ENVY</font></flash>";
  quote[93] = "Rob's Personal Rulebook";
sourceX[93] = "Rule #1";
rndJunk[93] = "&#147;<FONT color=\"BLUE\">Eat micro-organisms whenever possible.</font>&#148;";
sourceX[93] = "American Music";
  quote[93] = "Violent Femmes";
rndJunk[94] = "&#147;<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"BLUE\">I love American music.  Do you like American music?</font>&#148;";
  quote[95] = "Beverage Cap";
sourceX[95] = "Sobe";
rndJunk[95] = "<a name=\"sobe\" target=\"displaywindow\" href=\"http://sobebev.com\">Lizard!</a>";
rndJunk[96] = "<a name=\"CDNOW\" href=\"http://cdnow.com\">Dance pop</a> sucks.";
  quote[97] = "She's All That";
sourceX[97] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[97] = "&#147;The oven's been on all day.&#148;";
  quote[98] = "Soul Coughing";
sourceX[98] = "Down to This";
rndJunk[98] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"PURPLE\">&#147;You take the ankles, I'll take the wrists!&#148;</font>";
sourceX[99] = "movies";
rndJunk[99] = "&#147;Clerks&quot; <FONT color=\"RED\">-</font> &quot;Mallrats&quot; <FONT color=\"RED\">-</font> &quot;Chasing Amy&#148;";
rndJunk[100] = "&#147;I'm wounded!  I have a wound!&#148;";
  quote[101] = "Rachel";
sourceX[101] = "NBC's \"Friends\"";
rndJunk[101] = "&#147;You were gonna drink the fat!&#148;";
  quote[102] = "Stuey";
sourceX[102] = "FOX's \"The Family Guy\"";
rndJunk[102] = "<FONT size=\"-1\" color=\"DARKBLUE\">&quot;Oh God, shake me.  Shake me like a British nanny!&quot;</font>";
rndJunk[103] = "<FONT color=\"BLUE\">&quot;There was laughter&#133;&quot;</font>";
  quote[103] = "Tucson trip";
rndJunk[104] = "<FONT color=\"AQUA\">&quot;There were tears&quot;</font>";
  quote[104] = "Tucson trip";
rndJunk[105] = "<FONT color=\"MAROON\">&quot;There was a sing-along!&quot;</font>";
  quote[105] = "Tucson trip";
  quote[106] = "John Sandford";
sourceX[106] = "Shadow Prey";
rndJunk[106] = "&#147;I'd like to get a <I>nice</i> killer sometime.&#148;";
rndJunk[107] = "<FONT face=\"Century Schoolbook\">&#147;Red is my favorite color.&#148;</font>";
  quote[108] = "John Sandford";
sourceX[108] = "Secret Prey";
rndJunk[108] = "&#147;Let's go see the undertaker.&#148;; <I>(Lucas Davenport)</i>";
  quote[109] = "John Sandford";
sourceX[109] = "Secret Prey";
rndJunk[109] = "&#147;I'll give you a warning call ahead of time.&quot; <I>(Lucas Davenport)</i>";
  quote[110] = "John Sandford";
sourceX[110] = "Secret Prey";
rndJunk[110] = "&#147;Better to wear out than to rust.&#148;";
  quote[111] = "John Sandford";
sourceX[111] = "Secret Prey";
rndJunk[111] = "<FONT size=\"2\">&quot;Damn it; I'd have to sit back down and turn the computer back on&#133;&quot;</font>";
rndJunk[112] = "<FONT face=\"Century Schoolbook\"><B><STRONG>miff</strong></b> <I>n.</i> Ill humor; displeasure.</font>"; 
  quote[112] = "Dictionary";
sourceX[112] = "<font color=\"yellow\">Webster's</font>";
  quote[113] = "John Sandford";
sourceX[113] = "Secret Prey";
rndJunk[113] = "&#147;I'm being haunted by these old ladies.&#148;";
  quote[114] = "Vergil";
rndJunk[114] = "&#147;They are able because they think they are able.&#148;";
  quote[115] = "Napoleon Bonaparte";
rndJunk[115] = "&#147;Ability is of little account without opportunity.&#148;";
  quote[116] = "Alexander Pope";
rndJunk[116] = "&#147;Is not absence death to those who love?&#148;";
  quote[117] = "English Proverb";
rndJunk[117] = "&#147;The absent are always wrong.&#148;";
  quote[118] = "Napoleon Bonaparte";
rndJunk[118] = "&#147;In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.&#148;";
  quote[119] = "Samuel Griswold Goodrich";
rndJunk[119] = "&#147;Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar.&#148;";
  quote[120] = "Anonymous";
rndJunk[120] = "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.";
  quote[121] = "Anatole France";
rndJunk[121] = "It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.";
  quote[122] = "Elbert Hubbard";
rndJunk[122] = "Positive anything is better than negative nothing.";
  quote[123] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[123] = "Make yourself necessary to somebody.";
  quote[124] = "Ernest Bramah";
rndJunk[124] = "One learns to itch where one can scratch.";
  quote[125] = "Alexander Pope";
rndJunk[125] = "Fools admire, but men of sense approve.";
  quote[126] = "Nicolas Bolleau Despreaux";
rndJunk[126] = "A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.";
  quote[127] = "Alfred North Whitehead";
rndJunk[127] = "Without adventure civilation is in full decay.";
  quote[128] = "Johann Von Schiller";
rndJunk[128] = "Who dares nothing, need hope for nothing.";
  quote[129] = "Victor Hugo";
rndJunk[129] = "Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.";
  quote[130] = "Benjamin Franklin";
rndJunk[130] = "He that won't be counselled can't be helped.";
  quote[131] = "Washington Irving";
rndJunk[131] = "A woman's life is a history of affections.";
  quote[132] = "Will Rogers";
rndJunk[132] = "I never met a man I didn't like.";
  quote[133] = "Christian Nestell Bovee";
rndJunk[133] = "Affliction, like the iron smith, shapes as it smites.";
  quote[134] = "George William Curtis";
rndJunk[134] = "Age&#133; is a matter of feeling, not of years.";
  quote[135] = "Jean Rostand";
rndJunk[135] = "A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.";
  quote[136] = "Cassius";
rndJunk[136] = "In great attempts it is glorious even to fall.";
  quote[137] = "James Russell Lowell";
rndJunk[137] = "Not failure, but low aim, is crime.";
  quote[138] = "Abraham Lincoln";
rndJunk[138] = "I fear explainations explanatory of things explained.";
  quote[139] = "Moliere";
rndJunk[139] = "That must be wonderful; I have no idea what it means.";
  quote[140] = "Oscar Wilde";
rndJunk[140] = "Ambition is the last refuge of failure.";
  quote[141] = "Stanley Jones";
rndJunk[141] = "We grow small trying to be great.";
  quote[142] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[142] = "Hitch your wagon to a star.";
  quote[143] = "Augustus P. Gardner";
rndJunk[143] = "Wake up, America.";
  quote[144] = "Alexander Pope";
rndJunk[144] = "&#147;&#133; the happiness of those who cannot think.&#148;";
  quote[145] = "Joshua Reynolds";
rndJunk[145] = "The real character of a man is found out by his amusements.";
  quote[146] = "Voltaire";
rndJunk[146] = "Whoever serves his country well has no need of ancestors.";
  quote[147] = "Robert Green Ingersoll";
rndJunk[147] = "Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.";
  quote[148] = "Tryon Edwards";
rndJunk[148] = "To rule one's anger is well; to prevent it is still better.";
  quote[149] = "John Dryden";
rndJunk[149] = "Beware the fury of the patient man.";
  quote[150] = "H. G. Bohn";
rndJunk[150] = "Anger begins with folly, and ends with repentance.";
  quote[151] = "Daniel Webster";
rndJunk[151] = "Keep cool; anger is not an argument";
  quote[152] = "George Eliot";
rndJunk[152] = "Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.";
  quote[153] = "Horace Greeley";
rndJunk[153] = "Apathy is a sort of living oblivion.";
  quote[154] = "Robert C. Edwards";
rndJunk[154] = "You are only what you are when no one is looking.";
  quote[155] = "Cicero";
rndJunk[155] = "Reason should direct and appetite obey.";
  quote[156] = "Seneca";
rndJunk[156] = "A well-governed appetite is a great part of liberty.";
  quote[157] = "Emil Ludwig";
rndJunk[157] = "Debate is the death of conversation.";
  quote[158] = "Gilbert K. Chesterton";
rndJunk[158] = "People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.";
  quote[159] = "Voltaire";
rndJunk[159] = "A long dispute means both parties are wrong.";
  quote[160] = "Louis D Brandeis";
rndJunk[160] = "Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.";
  quote[161] = "John Randolph";
rndJunk[161] = "I am an aristocrat.  I love liberty; I hate equality.";
  quote[162] = "Wendell Phillips";
rndJunk[162] = "Aristocracy is always cruel.";
  quote[163] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[163] = "The aristocrat is the democrat ripe and gone to seed.";
  quote[164] = "Jawaharlal Nehru";
rndJunk[164] = "The Art of a people is a true mirror of their minds.";
  quote[165] = "Edward Young";
rndJunk[165] = "The course of nature is the art of God.";
  quote[166] = "Dorothy Parker";
rndJunk[166] = "Art is a form of catharsis.";
  quote[167] = "George Bernard Shaw";
rndJunk[167] = "Assassination:  the extreme form of censorship.";
  quote[168] = "Benjamin Disraeli";
rndJunk[168] = "Assassination has never changed the history of the world.";
  quote[169] = "William Shakespeare";
rndJunk[169] = "Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood.";
  quote[170] = "Thomas A. Edison";
rndJunk[170] = "I'm proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.";
  quote[171] = "Anonymous";
rndJunk[171] = "I am an atheist, thank God!";
  quote[172] = "Plato";
rndJunk[172] = "The wisest have the most authority.";
  quote[173] = "Thomas Jefferson";
rndJunk[173] = "All authority belongs to the people.";
  quote[174] = "Juvenal";
rndJunk[174] = "Avarice increases with the increasing pile of gold.";
  quote[175] = "Samuel Johnson";
rndJunk[175] = "Avarice is always poor.";
  quote[176] = "Carl Sandburg";
rndJunk[176] = "A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.";
  quote[177] = "Don Herold";
rndJunk[177] = "Babies are such a nice way to start people.";
  quote[178] = "Albert Einstein";
rndJunk[178] = "Sometimes one pays most for things one gets for nothing.";
  quote[179] = "Emily Dickinson";
rndJunk[179] = "Beauty is not caused.  It is.";
  quote[180] = "Countess of Blessington";
rndJunk[180] = "There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.";
  quote[181] = "Horace";
rndJunk[181] = "Nothing's beautiful from every point of view.";
  quote[182] = "Charles Reade";
rndJunk[182] = "Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.";
  quote[183] = "Michel De Montaigne";
rndJunk[183] = "Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.";
  quote[184] = "Josh Billings";
rndJunk[184] = "Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.";
  quote[185] = "Edwin Hubbel Chapin";
rndJunk[185] = "Bigotry dwarfs the soul by shutting out the truth.";
  quote[186] = "Erasmus";
rndJunk[186] = "In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king.";
  quote[187] = "Thomas Fuller";
rndJunk[187] = "A blind man will never thank you for a looking glass.";
  quote[188] = "Jonathan Swift";
rndJunk[188] = "There's none so blind as they that won't see.";
  quote[189] = "Thomas Fuller";
rndJunk[189] = "Hatred is blind, as well as love.";
  quote[190] = "Don Marquis";
rndJunk[190] = "Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.";
  quote[191] = "Tertullian";
rndJunk[191] = "The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the church.";
  quote[192] = "Mark Twain";
rndJunk[192] = "Man is the only animal that blushes.  Or needs to.";
  quote[193] = "Edward Young";
rndJunk[193] = "The man who blushes is not quite a brute.";
  quote[194] = "John Dryden";
rndJunk[194] = "Fortune befriends the bold.";
  quote[195] = "Tobias G. Smollett";
rndJunk[195] = "Who bravely dares must sometimes risk a fall.";
  quote[196] = "Alexander Pope";
rndJunk[196] = "Fools rush in where <FONT color=\"CRIMSON\">angels</font> fear to tread.";
  quote[197] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[197] = "Some books leave us free and some books make us free.";
  quote[198] = "Samuel Paterson";
rndJunk[198] = "Books, like friends, should be few and well chozen.";
  quote[199] = "German Proverb";
rndJunk[199] = "He who borrows sells his freedom.";
  quote[200] = "Proverb";
rndJunk[200] = "Creditors have better memories than debtors.";
  quote[201] = "Plato";
rndJunk[201] = "&#147;Of all wild beasts, the most difficult to manage.&#148;";
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  quote[202] = "Martin Luther";
rndJunk[202] = "The fewer the words, the better the prayer.";
  quote[203] = "Cicero";
rndJunk[203] = "Brevity is a great charm of eloquence.";
  quote[204] = "Adlai E. Stevenson";
rndJunk[204] = "On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers.";
  quote[205] = "Andre Maurois";
rndJunk[205] = "Business is a combination of war and sport.";
  quote[206] = "Lord Byron";
rndJunk[206] = "The busy have no time for tears.";
  quote[207] = "Austin O'Malley";
rndJunk[207] = "Busy souls have no time to be busybodies.";
  quote[208] = "Beilby Porteus";
rndJunk[208] = "He who forsees calamities, suffers them twice over.";
  quote[209] = "Samuel Richardson";
rndJunk[209] = "Calamity is the test of integrity.";
  quote[210] = "Benjamin Disraeli";
rndJunk[210] = "Candor is the brightest gem of criticism.";
  quote[211] = "Arabian Proverb";
rndJunk[211] = "Examine what is said, not him who speaks.";
  quote[212] = "Benjamin Disraeli";
rndJunk[212] = "There is no wisdom like frankness.";
  quote[213] = "Heywood Broun";
rndJunk[213] = "Men are blind in their own cause.";
  quote[214] = "Euripides";
rndJunk[214] = "Among mortals second thoughts are wisest.";
  quote[215] = "Miguel De Cervantes";
rndJunk[215] = "Be slow of tongue and quick of eye.";
  quote[216] = "Ludwig Borne";
rndJunk[216] = "Only the suppressed word is dangerous.";
  quote[217] = "http://ha.com";
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rndJunk[217] = "<a href=\"http://www.ha.com\"><FONT face=\"IBMPCDOS\"><big>ha!</big></font></a>";
  quote[218] = "Ross";
sourceX[218] = "NBC's \"Friends\"";
rndJunk[218] = "&#147;Everyday is Lesbian Lover Day!&#148;";
  quote[219] = "Paul Di Filippo";
sourceX[219] = "\"Linda & Phil\"";
rndJunk[219] = "&#147;Besides, whoever said you could sing?&#148;";
  quote[220] = "Dictionary";
sourceX[220] = "<font color=\"yellow\">Webster's</font>";
rndJunk[220] = "izzard <I>n.</i> The letter Z.";
  quote[221] = "Ross";
sourceX[221] = "NBC's \"Friends\"";
rndJunk[221] = "&#147;Its a whole big bone thing!&#148;";
  quote[222] = "Bill";
sourceX[222] = "NBC's \"NewsRadio\"";
rndJunk[222] = "&#147;Get away from me you bare-footed freak!&#148;";
  quote[223] = "Mel Gibson - \"Payback\"";
sourceX[223] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[223] = "&#147;Stop it, I'm getting misty.&#148;";
  quote[224] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[224] = "Every burned book enlightens the world.";
  quote[225] = "Heraclitus";
rndJunk[225] = "There is nothing permanent except change.";
  quote[226] = "Henry David Thoreau";
rndJunk[226] = "Things do not change, we do.";
  quote[227] = "Lord Chesterfield";
rndJunk[227] = "You must look into people, as well as at them.";
  quote[228] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[228] = "Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.";
  quote[229] = "Robert Freeman";
rndJunk[229] = "Character is not made in crisis&#133;it is only exhibited.";
  quote[230] = "Elbert Hubbard";
rndJunk[230] = "Charity: a thing that begins at home, and usually stays there.";
  quote[231] = "Erich Fromm";
rndJunk[231] = "Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.";
  quote[232] = "Victor Hugo";
rndJunk[232] = "As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled.";
  quote[233] = "German Proverb";
rndJunk[233] = "Charity sees the need, not the cause.";
  quote[234] = "George Granville";
rndJunk[234] = "What we frankly give, forever is our own.";
  quote[235] = "George Eliot";
rndJunk[235] = "One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.";
  quote[236] = "Acts 20:35";
rndJunk[236] = "It is more blessed to give than to receive.";
  quote[237] = "Yiddish Proverb";
rndJunk[237] = "Charm is more than beauty.";
  quote[238] = "William Makepeace Thackeray";
rndJunk[238] = "A good laugh is sunshine in the house.";
  quote[239] = "P. Godwin";
rndJunk[239] = "The true source of cheerfulness is benevolence.";
  quote[240] = "Philander Johnson";
rndJunk[240] = "Cheer up!  The worst is yet to come!";
  quote[241] = "David Fyfe";
rndJunk[241] = "It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.";
  quote[242] = "Anna Jameson";
rndJunk[242] = "Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.";
  quote[243] = "Oscar Wilde";
rndJunk[243] = "The best way to make children good is to make them happy.";
  quote[244] = "William Wordsworth";
rndJunk[244] = "The child is father of the man.";
  quote[245] = "Herbert Hoover";
rndJunk[245] = "Children are our most valuable natural resource.";
  quote[246] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[246] = "A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.";
  quote[247] = "Christopher Morely";
rndJunk[247] = "We've had bad luck with our kids&#133;they've all grown up.";
  quote[248] = "English Proverb";
rndJunk[248] = "Children are poor men's riches.";
  quote[249] = "Tryon Edwards";
rndJunk[249] = "<FONT color=\"CRIMSON\" size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\">Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both.</font>";
  quote[250] = "Charles Caleb Colton";
rndJunk[250] = "Life often presents us with a choice of evils rather than goods.";
  quote[251] = "Wendell Phillips";
rndJunk[251] = "Christianity is a battle, not a dream.";
  quote[252] = "Hannah More";
rndJunk[252] = "No man ever repented of being a Christian on his death bed.";
  quote[253] = "Jawaharlal Nehru";
rndJunk[253] = "Citizenship consists in the service of the country.";
  quote[254] = "Henry Ward Beecher";
rndJunk[254] = "The ignorant classes are the dangerous classes.";
  quote[255] = "Thomas Carlyle";
rndJunk[255] = "Clever men are good, but they are not the best.";
  quote[256] = "Amiel";
rndJunk[256] = "<FONT face=\"arial narrow\">Cleverness is servicable for everything, sufficient for nothing.</font>";
  quote[257] = "Euripides";
rndJunk[257] = "Cleverness is not wisdom.";
  quote[258] = "Francois De La Rochefoucauld";
rndJunk[258] = "The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.";
  quote[259] = "Francois De La Rochefoucauld";
rndJunk[259] = "It is great cleverness to know how to conceal our cleverness.";
  quote[260] = "Milton Berle";
rndJunk[260] = "A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.";
  quote[261] = "John A. Lincoln (of committee)";
rndJunk[261] = "A cul-de-sac to which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.";
  quote[262] = "Horace Greeley";
rndJunk[262] = "Common sense is very uncommon.";
  quote[263] = "Victor Hugo";
rndJunk[263] = "Common sense is in spite of, not as a result of education.";
  quote[264] = "Josh Billings";
rndJunk[264] = "Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.";
  quote[265] = "H. L. Mencken";
rndJunk[265] = "I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men.";
  quote[266] = "James Russell Lowell";
rndJunk[266] = "Communism means barbarism.";
  quote[267] = "Lord Byron";
rndJunk[267] = "The dew of compassion is a tear.";
  quote[268] = "William Cowper";
rndJunk[268] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"green\" face=\"arial narrow\">Man may dismiss compassion from his heart, but God never will.</font>";
  quote[269] = "Josh Billings";
rndJunk[269] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"BLACK\" face=\"arial narrow\">The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.</font>";
  quote[270] = "Anonymous";
rndJunk[270] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"GRAY\" face=\"arial narrow\">The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.</font>";
  quote[271] = "Niles Crane";
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rndJunk[271] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"whitesmoke\" face=\"arial narrow\">Why should 2 people be happy when 4 people can be ecstatic?</font>";
  quote[272] = "BillyPilgrim \"Need Your Love\"";
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rndJunk[272] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"mistyrose\" face=\"arial narrow\">Its a lazy afternoon&#151;and I need your love.</font>";
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rndJunk[273] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"mistyrose\" face=\"arial narrow\">Somewhere in West Virginia, watch the full moon rise above.</font>";
  quote[274] = "Pacific Heights";
sourceX[274] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[274] = "&#147;God forbid he ever makes it personal&#148;";
  quote[275] = "Blade";
sourceX[275] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[275] = "&#147;Learn to pull the trigger.&#148;";
  quote[276] = "Blade";
sourceX[276] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[276] = "&#147;No, I'm something else.&#148;";
  quote[277] = "Blade";
sourceX[277] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[277] = "<FONT size=\"2\">&quot;She's a hemotologist.  That may be useful to you.&quot;</font>";
  quote[278] = "Blade";
sourceX[278] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[278] = "&#147;He makes the weapons; I use them.&#148;";
  quote[279] = "Blade";
sourceX[279] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[279] = "&#147;We're the top of the fucking food chain!&#148;";
  quote[280] = "Blade (movie)";
sourceX[280] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[280] = "&#147;One big happy fuckin' family.&#148;";
  quote[281] = "Dancing to Ganam, by Ursula K. LeGuin";
sourceX[281] = "story";
rndJunk[281] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"whitesmoke\">&quot;All there is, in the end, is music.&quot;</font>";
  quote[282] = "The Prophesy";
sourceX[282] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[282] = "&#147;Never trust a fuckin' angel.&#148;";
  quote[283] = "Bob Eubanks";
sourceX[283] = "Newly-Wed Game";
rndJunk[283] = "&#147;I apologize for all of us 'Bobs' in the world.&#148;";
  quote[284] = "Ross";
sourceX[284] = "NBC's \"Friends\"";
rndJunk[284] = "&#147;Nothing I do means anything, really.&#148;";
  quote[285] = "Elaine";
sourceX[285] = "NBC's \"Seinfeld\"";
rndJunk[285] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"maroon\">&quot;He's a wonderful guy; but I hate his guts.&quot;</font>";
  quote[286] = "Jim Rash";
sourceX[286] = "CBS's \"Thanks\"";
rndJunk[286] = "<FONT face=\"arial narrow\">&#147;Lips that touch mutton will never touch mine.&#148;</font>";
  quote[287] = "James";
sourceX[287] = "CBS's \"Thanks\"";
rndJunk[287] = "&#147;I will be your coward if you'll be mine.&#148;";
  quote[288] = "TV Commercial";
sourceX[288] = "Midol";
rndJunk[288] = "&#147;I need Midol!&#148;";
  quote[289] = "Dorothy Dandridge";
sourceX[289] = "HBO movie";
rndJunk[289] = "&#147;I'm a negro, a colored girl.&#148;";
  quote[290] = "Katie's son";
sourceX[290] = "WB's Katie Joplin"
rndJunk[290] = "&#147;Mom&#151;I don't want anymore new CDs!&#148;";
  quote[291] = "News (00990823)";
sourceX[291] = "KTLA 5";
rndJunk[291] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"mistyrose\">&quot;&#133;including a 54 year old tourist from Japan&#133;&quot;</font>";
  quote[292] = "Robbie M.";
sourceX[292] = "conversation";
rndJunk[292] = "<FONT size=\"2\">&quot;Ya know&#133;I used to get the NCAA and the NAACP confused&#133;&quot;</font>";
  quote[293] = "Angel";
sourceX[293] = "WB's \"Angel\"";
rndJunk[293] = "&#147;We're not saving lives; we're saving souls.&#148;";
  quote[294] = "George";
sourceX[294] = "NBC's \"Seinfeld\"";
rndJunk[294] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"whitesmoke\">&quot;You have the disease.  You have the disease!&quot;</font>";
  quote[295] = "Buffy";
sourceX[295] = "WB's \"Buffy\"";
rndJunk[295] = "&#147;I know what goes bump in the night.&#148;";
  quote[296] = "Felicity";
sourceX[296] = "WB's \"Felicity\"";
rndJunk[296] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"mistyrose\">&quot;There's only one reason to get married&#133;and that's for love.&quot;</font>";
  quote[297] = "(Sharon) Ridley Pearson";
sourceX[297] = "The Angel Maker";
rndJunk[297] = "&#147;&#133;We were all coke whores&#133;&#148;";
  quote[298] = "Trainspotting";
sourceX[298] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[298] = "&#147;Who needs reasons when you've got heroine?&#148;";
  quote[299] = "John Alcock";
sourceX[299] = "\"Sonoran Desert Spring\"";
rndJunk[299] = "<FONT face=\"Century Schoolbook\">&#147;&#133;The importance of places without people.&#148;</font>";
  quote[300] = "TV commercial";
sourceX[300] = "KY silk&eacute;";
rndJunk[300] = "&#147;Nothing's more natural.&#148;";
  quote[301] = "Dr. Green";
sourceX[301] = "NBC's \"Friends\"";
rndJunk[301] = "&#147;<B>Rust</b> is boat <I>cancer</i>&#148;";
  quote[302] = "Mark Twain";
rndJunk[302] = "<FONT size=\"2\">If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.</font>";
  quote[303] = "Scottish Proverb";
rndJunk[303] = "<FONT color=\"rust\">Better bend than break.</font>";
  quote[304] = "Elbert Hubbard";
rndJunk[304] = "<FONT size=\"2\">It is the weak man who urges compromise&#133;never the strong man.";
  quote[305] = "Samuel Johnson";
rndJunk[305] = "<FONT size=\"2\">Life cannot subsist in society but by reciprocal concessions.</font>";
  quote[306] = "Publilius Syrus";
rndJunk[306] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"darksalmon\">To confess a fault freeely is the next thing to being innocent of it.</font>";
  quote[307] = "Anatole France";
rndJunk[307] = "Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.";
  quote[308] = "Oscar Wilde";
rndJunk[308] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"darkblue\">It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.</font>";
  quote[309] = "Scottish Proverb";
rndJunk[309] = "Open confession is good for the soul.";
  quote[310] = "St. Augustine";
rndJunk[310] = "<FONT size=\"2\">The confession of evil works is the beginning of good works.</font>";
  quote[311] = "Edgar Allan Poe";
rndJunk[311] = "<FONT size=\"2\">I have great faith in fools&#133;self-confidence my friends call it.</font>";
  quote[312] = "John Dryden";
rndJunk[312] = "For they conquer who believe they can.";
  quote[313] = "William Penn";
rndJunk[313] = "Only trust thyself, and another shall not betray thee.";
  quote[314] = "J. Frank Dobie";
rndJunk[314] = "Conform and be dull.";
  quote[315] = "Henry Fielding";
rndJunk[315] = "Conscience&#133;the only incorruptible thing about us.";
  quote[316] = "Mahatma Gandhi";
rndJunk[316] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"black\">The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.</font>";
  quote[317] = "Lord Byron";
rndJunk[317] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"purple\">No ear can hear nor tongue can tell the tortures of the inward hell!";
  quote[318] = "H. L. Mencken";
rndJunk[318] = "Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.";
  quote[319] = "Chinese Proverb";
rndJunk[319] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"coral\">He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes.</font>";
  quote[320] = "Louis Bromfield";
rndJunk[320] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"maroon\">As soils are depleted, human health, vitality and intelligence go with them.</font>";
  quote[321] = "Spanish Proverb";
rndJunk[321] = "<FONT size=\"2\">Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.</font>";
  quote[322] = "Charles Lamb";
rndJunk[322] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"seagreen\">My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.</font>";
  quote[323] = "Plautus";
rndJunk[323] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"crimson\">If you are content, you have enough to live comfortably.</font>";
  quote[324] = "Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe";
rndJunk[324] = "Where there is much light, the shadow is deep.";
  quote[325] = "Robert Eldridge Willmott";
rndJunk[325] = "Joy and grief are never far apart.";
  quote[326] = "Saadi";
rndJunk[326] = "<FONT size=\"2\" color=\"mistyrose\">The rose and the thorn, and sorrow and gladness are linked together.</font>";
  quote[327] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[327] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\">Conversation is an art in which man has all mankind for competitors.</font>";
  quote[328] = "William Hazlitt";
rndJunk[328] = "Silence is one great art of conversation.";
  quote[329] = "Francois De La Rochefoucauld";
rndJunk[329] = "Conceit causes more conversation than wit.";
  quote[330] = "William Lloyd Garrison";
rndJunk[330] = "<FONT face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkblue\" size=\"2\">Our country is the world&#133;our countrymen are mankind.</font>";
  quote[331] = "Lyndon Baines Johnson";
rndJunk[331] = "I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it.";
  quote[332] = "Robert Green Ingersoll";
rndJunk[332] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.</font>";
  quote[333] = "Owen D. Young";
rndJunk[333] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"maroon\">It takes vision and courage to create&#133;it takes faith and courage to prove.</font>";
  quote[334] = "Mark Twain";
rndJunk[334] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"black\">Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear&#151;not absence of fear.</font>";
  quote[335] = "Francis Bacon";
rndJunk[335] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"blue\">The place of justice is a hallowed place.</font>";
  quote[336] = "Henry Waldorf Francis";
rndJunk[336] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkred\">Dictum is what a court thinks but is afraid to decide.</font>";
  quote[337] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
rndJunk[337] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Life is not so short but that there is always time for courtesy.</font>";
  quote[338] = "Abel Stevens";
rndJunk[338] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts.</font>";
  quote[339] = "Anonymous";
rndJunk[339] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">The cowards never started&#151;and the weak died along the way.</font>";
  quote[340] = "Thomas Jefferson";
rndJunk[340] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.</font>";
  quote[341] = "Dolores Ibarruri";
rndJunk[341] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward.</font>";
  quote[342] = "Mahatma Gandhi";
rndJunk[342] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Fear has its use but cowardice has none.</font>";
  quote[343] = "Confucius";
rndJunk[343] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice.</font>";
  quote[344] = "Miguel De Cervantes";
rndJunk[344] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Faint heart ne'er won fair lady.</font>";
  quote[345] = "George A. Knight";
rndJunk[345] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Dishonesty, cowardice and duplicity are never impulsive.</font>";
  quote[346] = "Quintus Curtius Rufus";
rndJunk[346] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than it bites.</font>";
  quote[347] = "Ernest Dimnet";
rndJunk[347] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Ideas are the root of creation.</font>";
  quote[348] = "Mark Twain";
rndJunk[348] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.</font>";
  quote[349] = "John Saxe";
rndJunk[349] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">It is wise to learn; it is God-like to create.</font>";
  quote[350] = "Cecil B. DeMille";
rndJunk[350] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">Creation is a drug I can't do without.</font>";
  quote[351] = "Thomas Carlyle";
rndJunk[351] = "<FONT size=\"2\" face=\"arial narrow\" color=\"darkgreen\">The merit of originality is not novelty; it is sincerity.</font>";
  quote[352] = "Cole in \"The Sixth Sense\" (movie)";
rndJunk[352] = "<FONT color=\"BLACK\">&quot;They don't have meetings about rainbows.&quot;</font>";
  quote[353] = "TV commercial";
sourceX[353] = "Jell-O";
rndJunk[353] = "Smile more.";
  quote[354] = "Rounders";
sourceX[354] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[354] = "&#147;Its immoral to let a sucker keep his money.&#148;";
  quote[355] = "(Joe) Rounders";
sourceX[355] = "(movie)";
rndJunk[355] = "<FONT size=\"2\">&#147;I'd say good luck, but I know its not about luck in your game.&#148;</font>";
  quote[356] = "(Joe) Rounders";
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rndJunk[396] = "<a href=\"/bookstore/\"><H4>&#147;Dubliners&#148;</h4></a>";
  quote[397] = "Susan Sontag";
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  quote[398] = "David Flanagan";
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  quote[399] = "Jane Pratt - Editor in Chief";
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  quote[400] = "RWE&#133;";
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  quote[401] = "April 9, 2001 (4:28 p.m. EST)&nbsp; TechWeb News";
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  quote[404] = "Janine";
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  quote[405] = "RWE";
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